she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
people are starting to question the shark bite story
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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