she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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