The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
