Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I need to sanitize my soul.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize