a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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