His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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