so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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