Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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