i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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