Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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