Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I wanna passion pit in your ass
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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