do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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