can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dicks are not precious.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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