I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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