just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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