Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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