you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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