he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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