Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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