So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
