im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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