clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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