You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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