So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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