well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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