everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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