i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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