You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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