She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
mondays should just be called national damage control day
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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