We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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