How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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