I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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