Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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