i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's blow job season.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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