the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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