Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize