i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The cops high fived after they tackled you
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Randomize
