Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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