I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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