You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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