dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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