Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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