apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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