That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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