Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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