oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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