no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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