Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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