i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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