They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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