Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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